Heya!
So, you're probably wondering, what's this whole "Anomaly Data Room" thing about?
Well, if that's the case, here's some info that might help answer your question:
FICTIONAL CONTENT
Obviously, everything mentioned here is complete fiction.
Don't be stupid.
:)
What Are We?
Over time, it has become undeniable that this world is full of mysteries. No doubt about it. Everything from UFO sightings, unexplainable creatures, ghosts, spells, to ancient cursed objects is an everyday topic for discussion. While most people are skeptical when it comes to the paranormal, we're the complete polar opposite. Instead of suppressing it and trying to hide it, we act as a place where people can openly write about anomalies they believe to have come in contact with and have us deal with them if needed.
Anomaly Data Room is an anonymous organization, established in 2014 and funded by ██████ Inc. that specializes in collecting, studying, and explaining everything anomalous. Its main goal is to keep humanity at peace without the unnecessary oppression that many other organizations use. Lethal force is used only when absolutely necessary. Its website is publicly open and safe relatively safe for all to use (each user is directly responsible for any harm they have caused to themselves or anyone else while using the site; ADR will not take any responsibility if said events occur) and we encourage anyone interested to openly publish their own anomaly articles! All of its physical components (collection facilities, research centers, data banks, etc.) are top secret and are not to be discussed with the public.
As for us, we're simply a small group of anonymous researchers with a particular interest in the unknown. We love collecting all kinds of anomalies from across the world (and other places) in order to study and explain them, and ultimately keep humanity safe from them, no matter how incredibly obscure they are.
MEET THE TEAM
Name: Lazar ██████
User: Zenion
DoB: Dec/6/1994
Gender: Male
Nationality: Serbian
Specialty: Cryptozoology, Parapsychology
Personal Bio: Former employee of The ████ Organization, creator and head researcher of ADR. I suck at writing bios. Always hated it. But since I have to, I would say that I'm a chill, pretty disorganized, and somewhat autistic person who is fascinated by weird shit. Not literal "weird shit", that's absolutely disgusting for you to even think of, yuck. Decided to abandon my old job as I didn't like the direction it was heading in. My father gave me a job there (when I was 14 might I add), and he was supportive of me, but I couldn't keep wasting away my years in a place I felt like I didn't belong in. Finally, I quit. After spending my days in an abandoned nuclear bunker in Belarus documenting all of the strange things I've found during my journey, and with my only form of company leaving to do some grand universe-type crap, I grew lonely. That's when I realized that I needed a team of like-minded individuals to cure my boredom! While still having connections to my previous workplace, I would secretly use their resources to track down and recruit the perfect group of weirdos from across the world. After we had settled, a certain shadow government-type corporation noticed our work. They reached out to us after our public articles started gaining traction, and we became a full-on top-secret business! Now we operate in the shade, gathering information about all kinds of anomalies and dealing with them without disturbing the peace (though some may find my methods "reckless" and "dangerous" but to them I say "Sucks to suck and also fuck you"). Outside my insane work life, I spend my days very casually. It's a great balance considering I work with things that could end my life in unimaginable ways :D. Anyway, I like photography, drawing, listening to music, taking concerningly long walks, I hang out with my buddies, take care of my pets (here's a picture of my lovely dog, who has recently passed: R.I.P. Bleki, you were like a sister to me.), have a lovely fiancée… None of them knows about my actual work, and I intend to keep it that way. Also I drink beer constantly and I think that might be a problem but I like it so I couldn't care less.
Name: [PLACEHOLDER]
DoB: [PLACEHOLDER]
Gender: [PLACEHOLDER]
Nationality: [PLACEHOLDER]
Specialty: [PLACEHOLDER]
Personal Bio: [REDACTED]
- Additional note from Lazar: A████, wherever you might be, I hope you're doing well or at least alive.
Name: Carson M█████
User: The Kraken
DoB: Jun/7/2002
Gender: Male
Nationality: Canadian
Specialty: Quantum physics
Personal Bio: [IN PROGRESS]
- Additional note from Lazar: We have a Canadian on our team. My life is complete.
Name: Nikola N█████
User: Nakemef
DoB: Oct/19/2001
Gender: Male
Nationality: Vietnamese
Specialty: Physical science
Personal Bio: Due to his antisocial nature, Nikola N█████ requested to have his personal bio written by █████ ███████; approved by Lazar on 21/8/2023
Reserved, calm, and mostly secluded. Nikola acquired an interest in physics, chemistry, and music in his mid-adolescent years, and only when those passions became clear to him, he started putting effort into sculpting himself a life he would be satisfied and happy with. He intentionally worked just hard enough to get admitted into an undergraduate program at UC ████████ for a bachelor's degree. Two years after enrolling, his education got cut short by the ADR team, which had been monitoring him since his admission and had offered him a job at the facility. Upon being told he could choose his specialty, Nikola reluctantly agreed, though he allegedly soon started liking his job, partly due to finding out one of his closest and oldest friends, Lazar ██████, was the head researcher. In under three years, he's become one of the facility's top researchers. He mostly focuses on doing his job, and most of the time listens to music while doing so. On days when he is working on innocuous and uninteresting anomalies, he sometimes brings his guitar. He found a few friends within the facility and never initiates conversation with people outside of the small circle, although if someone does initiate conversation, he will act friendly. Notoriously bad at small talk.
- Additional note from Nikola: I am very glad Clay got removed from the team.
Name: Eucalyptus S████
User: Eucalyptusss
DoB: Aug/3/1999
Gender: Female (Plant)
Nationality: French
Specialty: Magicology
Personal Bio: Growing up, I had a pretty uneventful childhood except for the fact that my mother decided to name me Eucalyptus. It was almost like she wanted me to get bullied by the jocks and other popular kids. I’ve always been pretty shy and just introverted in general, which obviously made it difficult for me to make friends. The only thing that really piqued my interest was the concept of magic. Not the bullshit theatre kind of magic, but actual, real-life magic (Winx was my favorite cartoon growing up). Sophomore year of high school was hell for me, not only because I started listening to emo music, but because I still hadn't found anyone with the same interests as me. Eventually, I dropped out of high school and started working part-time as a tattoo artist. I've always been really good at drawing, so it was no problem. After two weeks of working at that job, I got fired for drawing male genitalia on one of the customer’s lats because he was being a jerk. I thought it’d be pretty funny but then I remembered that tattoos are permanent. I still found it funny nonetheless. The next, and last part-time job I had was as a waitress in some dirty, decrepit bar. Some of the other employees weren't very nice to me, so I burned the bar down. What I realized afterward was that people were still in there. I went to trial and got 2 years in prison. I looked really hot in my mugshot so it was worth it in the end. My eyeliner was all smudged and shit, I wish I still had the photo. After being released, I decided now would be a good time to turn my life around. I somehow managed to enroll in the University of ██████████ and graduated in 2018. Just as I graduated, I met Mr. Lazar at a strip club and got into his pants to put it nicely. Then we talked about magic which was oddly romantic. He ended up telling me about his shady business by accident. That is how I got my job at ADR. I absolutely love everyone here! Except Clay, fuck that guy. Toodleoo :D
- Additional note from Eucalyptus: Lazar fucking stop calling me a plant it's not even funny anymore.
- Additional note from Lazar: Remind me to personally thank your parents for naming you after a plant.
