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Wow where did this peak come from?! I love myself a little motel.
BUUTTTTTT there are a few errors, the Property Leads to a whole different universe and not in a good way. SCP-002-OS isn't remotely ADR… also ADF-47 is mispelled a lot (ADF-X, ADF-4'7, etc…) but I dunno if that is intentional or not.
Other than that, fantastic article that clearly had a great deal of effort put into it.
Crap I just now saw this, sorry!
ADF-40 has been reserved!!!
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updated to a proper sandbox draft
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(image will be added once i got in the sandbox/i actually turn this into an actual adf))
File #: ADF-25
Danger Class: Gula
Obscurity Class: Tetra
Current Whereabouts: Tucked inside my bathroom
Description: ADF-25 is an A-frame OSHA compliant plastic wet floor sign, painted in a bright yellow color and features a black humanoid slipping icon and a warning text written in bold ("CAUTION - WET FLOOR"). It is about 24 inches, weighs about 3 to 4 pounds and otherwise similar to most typical wet floor signs commercially available.
When ADF-25 is deployed upright on a surface with both sides opened, ADF-25 will cause the surface below it within a 3 meters radius to become ridiculously slippery as if there is an invisible lubricant puddle on the area. Regardless of the material, roughness or terrain properties of the surface, any person walking through the area will slip and fall at least once, even if slipping is physically impossible on said surface. ADF-25's anomalous properties does not manifest if the sign is folded, placed face down on the ground or in any other configurations except placed like how a standard janitor would deploy a wet floor sign.
Research Logs:
LOG 1
DATE: Jan 5, 2023
LOCATION: My house
SUBJECT: Initial discovery
SURFACE TESTED: Wooden floor, dry grass lawn, concrete driveway
Wooden floor
Slipped 2 times forward, 3 times backward. Light bruises, no major injuries.
Note: I swear I had my socks off while experimenting.
Dry grass lawn
Slipped once forward. No injuries
Note: Nearly hit my head into the wall but fall short, and the grass isn't even damp!
Concrete driveway
Slipped 5 times forward, 2 times backward. Minor bleeding from left hand as it lands on a piece of rock, multiple scratches all around my body.
Note: I should be more careful testing on rough surfaces./
LOG 2
DATE: Jan 10, 2023
LOCATION: Nearby playground
SUBJECT: Testing with more surface types and discovering some anomalous properties
SURFACE TESTED: Sand, plastic slide
Sand
Slipped 5 times backward. No injuries
Note: How can you even slip on dry sand? Sure you can sink through it, but dry sand cannot turn into a slip-n-slide. Also, it seems to doesn't work if you just stand still near it, but move your feet by a tiny bit and you'll eat the dirt.
Plastic slide
Slipped once forward. Minor bruises
Note: I thought it'd be a fun idea to use this to force myself going down those slides, that is until I fell face first on and ended up with my head in the ground. The kids there laughed at me.
LOG 3
DATE: Mar 20, 2023
LOCATION: Nearby hiking trails
SUBJECT: Distance discovery
SURFACE TESTED: Muddy hills, rocky cliffs
Muddy hills
Slipped 3 times forward, once backward. No injuries
Note: I approached it with a tape measure, nothing happened until I pass the 3 meters mark, seems to be the same for all directions. Maybe it works within a 3 meters radius.
Rocky cliffs
Slipped once backward. Nearly broke an arm, and there's blood on my head.
Note: I forgot it was anomalous, placed down right next to me on a cliff and fell right down. Luckily, I got caught by a ledge down a meter. Recovered in the hospital after climbing back to the trails and safely stored it inside my car.
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I have finally begun writing the ACTUAL God. Trust please its not just another powerful reality warping Angel.
The whole idea of it is that we don't know all of what God is, only a few Established Facts, and we give about a dozen anomalies and staff the ability to write what they think fills in the Blanks, creating 12 Proposals… so 12 articles in 1 article.
I was uhh trying to make a unique but interesting format and style for this Article since its basically the culmination of almost a year's work on ADF-10, -12, and soon, -11… but it won't be out for a while because 12 articles is not easy :D
Back from the void of careful thinking, I believe I want to reserve ADF-40! And this will be the sequel of our favorite mortician named after an element. Thanks for the help :]
I like to suffer creatively :D
NOOOOOO MY FAVORIT- ah whatever man, deletion happening in a minute
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Hmmmm, great question. I'm thinking either "Research Facility #…" or if you want it to sound cooler and more mysterious you can call it RF- followed by, like, a code word, like RF-COBALT or something. Them having a more "specific" naming system would make sense since these are much, much rarer than collection facilities. You be the judge :)
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Ye I mean I'm planning for a big lore expansion for ADR at some point for sure, but I don't really want to rush it. Things like these sort of write themselves when it comes to community wikis, and at some point in the near future there will be enough "data" for specific personell pages, POIs, Stories, etc. and I would love to keep it all nice and tidy on a dedicated "lore" page or whetever. At some point I'd also like to have a dedicated Collection Facility page with each Facility having a list of anomalies it contains. Why? Cause I'm autistic and like to see things organized ofc :P
The article I'm working on, ADF-14, will have A LOT of new ADR lore, specifically about some ADR branches, important personell, locations and special equipment. Went through a bit of burnout with that one but I'll resume it soon hehehe :)
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To no surprise lol. I got really busy and it won't make sense since the joke is dead lol. So uhm… idk how to remove that locked page so… plz do that when you have time 🥺👉👈
What are other Facilities called for ADR? I'm working on one of my articles and the facility does no Collection, it doesn't even have containment cells, so calling it "Collection Facility" or "Containment Facility" feels wrong, so what are other facilities called? Just like Research Facility # or Administrative Facility #? Or can we go crazy for non-standard facility designations?
Uhh like wdym? Like a big set of stuff people can work of? I've been considering making a list of characters to start using to try to set up some recurring characters except the ADR Team. Would this be like that but with much more content? (Eg Locations, Collection Facilities and what they specialize in, what entities are important to who and why, Personnel, etc)
If so I was already planning to do something like that, so I'd be interested in writing down some stuff.
As long as there's no glorification of said material, and a warning box is present at the top of the article due to the potentially sensitive topics, it's all good :)
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just a Universe
Additional Files
probably a bit to much but it would be fun :)
hey hey knot here i have a question on the use of hate symbols and groups
this is mainly on the use of swastika's, Nazi/Fascist imagery, inspiration of Hate Groups past and present
(Racists, Terrorists, etc just all the evil people)
of coarse done in a respectful manner that doesn't glorify these groups
OKAY, PLEASE EXCUSE IF I SOUND NITPICKY I AM SO SORRY
But I did find one inconsistency thats bothering my dumb head, how did ADF-88 ever go about punching ADF-10? In ADF-10's article it states that punching it… means you kinda… explode. As you can see happened to poor 4 y/o Timmy. Now before you argue Quantum Immortality, which are insanely cool and unique, ADF-10's whole thing is being basically Omnipotent, especially on this scale where's there's dang near noone even close to him… The definition of Quantum is on the smallest scale of matter or energy, beyond Protons and Quarks, but they still exist in Reality and Physics, which are prime targets for ADF-10 to ignore (again, the whole Omnipotence thing…)
I am probably overthinking this to hell LOL but it has been bugging me soooo I'd like to know the answer (or if its answered in the other ADF I missed or maybe it'll be in a new article… idk)
Again, sorry for being Nitpicky, it can kinda just go unnoticed as ADF-10 being a troll but I'd kinda like to know if there is an actual reason.
Ah yes, I should probably increase the range of things ADF-10 does rather than EXISTENTAL REMOVAL, I will try to include EVER CURRENT FEASIBLE ADF in this addendum too. Will Update… later ;)
Also unrelated but I've started working on ADF-11's draft. Unfortunately, operating at such scales has put my brain at near death, as the monstrocities I must calculate would confuse 99% of people… for example I had to calculate the radiative decay of Infradation over 20 Decillion Light Years based off Gamma Rays, and calculate the energy ADF-11 has poured into its shield to prevent neural overload of the common Angel. AGGHHH MY BRAIN IS A SOUP.
YEAAAHHHH CHARACTER GROWTH!!! I'm glad you're continuing Mortician Silver's saga :)
Will this be a prequel or sequel of ADF-20?
Anywayyy, let's see… technical things…
- This is perfect! Great choice on having varying scales and morphs. Love to see some diversity and no racism lol, and it simply being a physical feature rather than a defying trait is oddly wholesome.
- A separate story of the secret dark side of Auscaleia would go SO HARD! No rush, but I can hardly wait lol… Maybe at least tease it in your main article, like the author noticing a fully-white morph lizard person being dragged away screaming obscenities, and not thinking much of it except that it physically looked extremely unique and beautiful, or something.
- Oh shit, the magnetic field repellent sounds like a great solution! And I think I found a way to solidify this, to avoid any plot holes and whatnot. Scientifically, the mutation air (which can be dubbed ADF-X-1) could work like a veeeeery strange virus, localized to Auscaleia due to perfect conditions or something. It specifically targets the cell's nucleus from reptillians and, as it spreads from one host to another, it carries over a small amount of the genetic material of the previous host to a new one. This will explain the shortened lifespan of native "normal" lizards there. But, due to some weird magnetization trait (the anomalous part), it is strongly attracted to the iron in human, or mammalian blood. Getting a couple of these particles inside of your body won't really do much, but being exposed to them long-term will start fucking up your DNA, fusing it with the reptillian genetic material from it's previous hosts. This can also explain why the "patient zero's" only develop mild skin lesions and stuff, cause they still possess mostly their own DNA, but when this DNA is passed over to their children, their whole DNA will be the fucked up, fused reptile DNA. And, since they're constantly exposed to more of it, they simply grow up as lizard-human hybrids. Now, because the "virus" behaves like a magnet, having a magnetized necklace, a magnetic hat, or whatever, will greatly repel the virus to the point of being nearly undetectible. Once you keave Auscaleia, you pass through a big MRI machine that ensures the virus is wiped off completely. The kinks can also be explained. There's metal everywhere in Auscaleia, obviously. This acts as an "attractor" for the virus, keeping clusters of it for Auscaleians to inhale. Then, some places that have strong magnets, like hospitals, will simply be "deflectors", aka places that have very small amounts of the virus as it is being repelled by the magnetic fields. Meaning, each Auscaleian will surely come in contact with a dose of that virus throughout the day, even if there are pockets not containing it.
BOOM, SCIENCE BITCH! Hope this gets you ready for the draft. Wanna reserve a spot? Got and ADF number in mind??
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Hmmmmm. Ok, here's a couple of ideas on how to bulk up your article!
Absolutely expand the list of forces unable to destroy the hat. It's easy, and can add a simple comedic undertone to the whole article. Here's some suggestions:
Funny stuff lol. Anyway, in the "Cross.Test.Report.ADF" you could expand this as more appropriate-for-testing ADFs are published.
OH ALSO, HEAR ME OUT!!! What if, instead of ADF-10 pulling his usual divine shit, when the hat is placed on it, ADF-10 turns into a pigeon or something. Just, like, a random, normal bird. And once the hat is removed, ADF-10 becomes, well, ADF-10 again and is like "What in God's name is this demonic object???? GET THIS ESSENCE OF EVIL AWAY FROM ME, PLEASE, I WILL DO ANYTHING, I'M SORRY LILITH I BEG OF YOU DON'T CAST YOUR PLAGUE ON ME FOR 17 ETERNITIES!!!!" or some complete nonsense like that and spawns those 13.5 coke packs as a peace offering to never have that hat near it ever again. I genuinely think this would be the funniest shit ever, and it would be an iconic moment. The one thing that freaks ADF-10 out is a brazillian tarp hat. Pure gold. Or not, your choice!
Anyway, yeah, this ADF really depends on other ADFs, and it can always be updated to include tests on new ADFs, so for now it doesn't seem to need much. Maybe a bit more explanation on how it actually counterbalances the anomalous effects in the "Description" part. Like, what it will do depending on the type of anomalous properties. If something is abnormally strong, it will greatly decrease it's muscle mass, for example, idk.
Well, hopefully I helped a bit! Good luck!!!
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Ahh, damn, that's fair. If you do want to include some critter images without killing yourself over CSS, you could have a sort of gallery page with some of that stuff separately from the critter dossier page. Idk, I just love articles with images XD.
As for Doom, that would be fucking crazy.
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