Stuff to steal the moon

Stuff to steal the moon

Mrpicky 27 Oct 2025 09:10

🌕 OPERATION: MOONNIPULATE 🌕

We shrink it. We pocket it. We party later. Assemble at 23:59 local time. Bring gizmos, snacks, and one (1) suspiciously legal shrink-ray.
— MrPicky (Captain, Moon-Stealing Corps)

Pocketizer Mk. II — Click for specs

Device: Pocketizer Mk. II (patent pending, definitely real)
Function: Emits a harmless fictional field that compresses celestial bodies into pocket-sized objects. Requires: 3 tinfoil hats, 1 spool of string, a vintage graphing calculator, and a morale-boosting chant.
Range: Moon-adjacent.
Safety: Whats that?

Activation Sequence:
1. Assemble Prop Team with cardboard reflector dish.
2. Place glowing LED at dish focal point.
3. Recite the Shrink Oath (see Mission Briefing).
4. Pretend to press the big red button.
5. Announce: “MOON, YOU ARE NOW… POCKET-SIZED.”

Mission Briefing — Shrink & Pocket

Objective: Shrink the Moon, then pocket the shrunken Moon for safe-keeping.
Time: 23:59 local time.

Roles:
- Captain (You): Dramatic orders, timing, and victory speech.
- Prop Team: Builds Pocketizer and cardboard moon.
- Chorus: Performs Shrink Oath chant (see below).
- Hacker (ironic): Posts fake "shrink progress" bar.
- Recovery: Responsible for “pocketing” and carrying the mini-moon.

Shrink Oath (chant):
“We compress, we fold, we make it small,
From crater wide to pocket thrall,
By tinfoil, wit, and midnight snack,
Moon be tiny — hop in my sack.”

Victory Conditions:
- Post a photo of a cardboard moon wearing a tiny hat.
- All minions spam one celebratory emoji.
- Captain declares: “MOON SECURED. MINIONS DANCE.”

Who's with me?

Last edited on 28 Oct 2025 02:02 by Mrpicky Show more